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Posts from July:



Tuesday 07/31/2001 -- I'm Update Impaired.

Sheesh, I haven't updated in a long ass time. Sorry, I've been working hard. But due to my frequent knee problems (OSD), I was forced to quit my job, but my employer said she'd hold it open for me, since I did such a good job. Anyway, I'm updating Play as ? every now and then, but I will not release it until I have 77 characters made. So far, only 63, so stay tuned.





Monday 07/23/2001 -- Play as ? update!

Okay, I've updated my Play as ? mod. You can now play as 56 different characters in single AND MULTIPLAYER mode. The five new characters are: Tiffany Savage, Security Bot, Scientist Female, Burning Barrel and The Terrorist Commander.





Monday 07/23/2001 -- Joke

I came up with a sick joke. I was playing Deus Ex last night, and someone called me a spawnkiller because I fought back, I let them live, didnt even shoot. Then they shot at me and I defended myself, causing them to DIE ROTTEN. Anyway, "Abortion" crossed my mind, so I thought of a funny/non-funny joke. Here it is:

What do you call an Abortion Doctor who plays online video games?
SPAWN KILLER! BWHAHAHAHAHAAH. *ahem* Anyway, I'm updating my Play as ? mod right now :D





Monday 07/23/2001 -- Work

I PROMISE! I promise to try to update my Play.u code after work today! I HATE WORK, I HATE IT! I FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING HATE WORKING! I'D RATHER BE GOING TO SCHOOL ALL FUCKING SUMMER! (/whining, complaining, bitching). Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go suffer for other peoples sins.





Monday 07/23/2001 -- Lonely people code

I coded (well, the code doesnt work, the "function" and "extend" shit) a pussy for people who are really... lonely. :////// ALL THIS RIGHT BEFORE WORK! NOW WHERE'S MY MORPHINE, BITCH?!





Sunday 07/22/2001 -- Poor old mouse

I cant update much at all anymore. I have to work too much, its murder on my knees, wrists and ankles. I gotta take painkillers just to work. This really sucks, and I cant type much because of it. I'm sorry, but I might leave the DX community. One of the reason is above and the second reason is I'm sick of being kicked from servers because I'm in the lead. This has happened to me several times and it's pissing me off. Third, it's the cheaters ([MAC]JayC[MA] a.k.a Walton Simons and his monster fully automatic plasma rifle, automatic sawed-off shotgun and his one-shot kill tranq gun). I'm still debating whether I should or not.





Thursday 07/19/2001 -- Another Small update

I've added another peice of shit map to my maps section. It's a multiplayer map, but it's nothing special. Hardly any effort was put into it (because I'm LAZY!). So far there is one known Texture Mis-alignment. I will fix it in a few days or so. There is only ONE spawn point right now! This isnt even complete, SO DONT BITCH!





Thursday 07/19/2001 -- Small update

Alright, I've updated my Play as ? mod. You now have five more characters to choose from in single AND multiplayer mode. The new characters are: Butler, Doberman, Chinaman, Doctor and Chef. I'm sorry that it's just a small update, I'm working hard lately and I'm too tired to do anything once I get home from work. Sorry.





Monday 07/16/2001 -- I am the man!

I got a job, a J-O-B! So I wont have much time to spend on this website. But I will probably have alot of time to spend making Mini-mods, and shit like that. So dont expect much updates, but do expect more mini-mods. I'm also taking mod requests, so please give me your ideas! I'm running out of them.





Friday 07/13/2001 -- CHEATERS SUCK!

Head over to the Wall Of Shame section. I've exposed a lame cheater named Fodder. Fodder if you're reading this: YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FUCKING PATHETIC, CHEATING, SNIVELING LITTLE BITCHFEST!





Friday 07/13/2001 -- Petition

Do not sign the below petition! It's a conspiracy! Ion Storm Austin/Manfestio Games did not have to give us the multiplayer for free. It wasnt even intended for Deus Ex. They have worked hard to give us all these things for free and we are just greedy asking for more. Don't sign it. However, I do think they should fix some weapon exploits in the Plasma gun and whatever other weapons in DXMP. I would like to give a big FUCK YOU to the following bug exploiters: black47 and [MAC]JayC[MA], FUCK YOU!!!





Thursday 07/12/2001 -- Petition

DXMP and DXSP are very buggy because of the multiplayer code. So, alot of gamers have started a petition against Ion Storm Austin/Manifesto Games. Please sign this petition. I know you cant stand the buggy multiplayer. SIGN THE PETITION OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Thursday 07/12/2001 -- Update

I have updated my Play as ? mini-mod (8:48 PM on 07/12/01). You can now play as 46 different characters compared to the old 33 (12 more!). I have updated even though I'm still sick (WTF?), you whining sniveling little bit... *ahem* Okay, enjoy this! Note to the female gamers: You now have 8 different female characters to choose from! I've added some funny surprises too :D Oh btw, you may have noticed that I have cut down on ALOT of code. It's much easier to use now.





Monday 07/09/2001 -- Update

Arg, I'm still sick... When I get better I will update. Sorry for this.





Friday 07/06/2001 -- Update

Another update (even though I'm sick, 8:37PM EDT on 07/06/01) I added 11 new characters to the Play as ? mod. 220% increase in code, 110% increase in characters. I've also added another female character for the female gamers out there. So you NOW have 4 different models to chose from :). Have fun! Head over to the mods section to pick up the updated Play as ? mod. Also ignore the below post, that was the sickness talking.





Wed 07/04/2001 -- Impatient Rage

I'm getting tired of waiting for them to fix the mistake so I can get hosted. Here is a promise: If this mistake isnt fixed within 1 week, I am deleting everything, canceling all my projects, deleting all my maps, mini-mods, .html, EVERYTHING! I'm getting tired of shit like this. Sorry, but I'm just so pissed off.





Tue 07/03/2001 -- Another update

Updated again (07/03/01 @ 1:06 PM even though I'm as sick as a dog). I updated the Play as ? mod. Two new characters to choose from, MiB and WiB (Man In Black and Woman In Black). So all you females gamers now have 3 different female models to choose from. The only downside is the females sound like dudes. But if you turn off the sound, maybe you wont notice. But in some areas, you're called "man," etc... Oh well.





Tue 07/03/2001 -- No updates for awhile

I'm really frigging sick. Wheezing, etc... I dont know whats up. Maybe its from swimming in a poluted river. I'm just too sick and I wont be able to update until I get better. Sorry people :(





Mon 07/02/2001 -- Map section added

Alright, I added the maps section! Head over and download my lame maps that nobody else likes. Laugh at me and send me running away from the mockery and shame.





Mon 07/02/2001 -- New email address

I got a new e-mail address! mouse@planetdeusex.com. Thats great! NOW ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS FIX THE ERROR AND MY WEBSITE WILL BE HOSTED ON THE PLANET DEUS EX WEBSITE! *ahem* Well, heh :)





Mon 07/02/2001 -- Map section?

Hmm, well if I'm going to keep making maps, I guess I better add a map section. I'll do that a little later.





Mon 07/02/2001 -- New map!

This is my second map. There's nothing in it but a few trees and shit. It's not the best map out there, it's not perfect, its just a map! Feel free to email me and bitch me out - about the head and sholders, each blow more devastating than its predecessors.





Mon 07/02/2001 -- Wall Of Shame added

I added the Wall Of Shame section.





Mon 07/02/2001 -- Wall Of Shame!

I'm going to add a Wall-Of-Shame section to this website a little later. It's going to expose cheaters on Multiplayer Deus Ex! So all you cheaters out there -- watch out :) I dont accuse anyone of cheating without hard evidence. I'll also add screenshots to prove it (unless impossible to do so). Griffon, you're getting off light because I forgot to take screenshots of your allweapons piles :(





Mon 07/02/2001 -- Mini-mod done!

Okay, I finished my new mini-mod today! I would have done it faster, but I failed on the first attempt. It was going to be cool! I was forced to settle for less. So, I created the Sniper-prod! It allows you to knock-out an enemey from 4925 Feet away! So head over to the Mods Section and pickup your copy today!





Mon 07/02/2001 -- New mod!

I am working on a new mod right now (6:10 AM EDT). All I can tell you - is that it will be a weapon. A pretty neat and nifty weapon :) I should be done in a few hours or less.





Sun 07/01/2001 -- Psychotic rage

Planet Deus Ex... Whats up? :/ What's taking so long? :(
I'm a patient man... But not that patient *pulls out Assault Shotgun* -- Walton Simons.








Mod posts:

Okay, I've updated the Play as ? mod. You can now play as 56 different characters in single AND MULTIPLAYER mode. The five new characters are: Tiffany Savage, Security Bot, Scientist Female, Burning Barrel and The Terrorist Commander.

Alright, I've updated my Play as ? mod (07/19/01). You now have five more characters to choose from in single AND multiplayer mode. The new characters are: Butler, Doberman, Chinaman, Doctor and Chef. I'm sorry that it's just a small update, I'm working hard lately and I'm too tired to do anything once I get home from work. Sorry.

I have updated my Play as ? mini-mod (8:48 PM on 07/12/01). You can now play as 46 different characters compared to the old 33 (12 more!). I have updated even though I'm still sick, you whining sniveling little bit... *ahem* Okay, enjoy this! Note to the female gamers: You now have 8 different female characters to choose from! I've added some funny surprises too :D Oh btw, you may have noticed that I have cut down on ALOT of code. It's much easier to use now.

Another update (even though I'm sick, 8:37PM EDT on 07/06/01) I added 11 new characters to the Play as ? mod. 220% increase in code, 110% increase in characters. I've also added another female character for the female gamers out there. So you now have 4 different models to chose from :). Have fun!

Updated again (07/03/01 @ 1:06 PM even though I'm as sick as a dog). I updated the Play as ? mod. Two new characters to choose from, MiB and WiB (Man In Black and Woman In Black). So all you female gamers now have 3 different female models to choose from. The only downside is the females sound like dudes. But if you turn off the sound, maybe you wont notice. But in some areas, you're called "man," etc... Oh well.

Updated today (07/02/01 @ 7:47 PM) with a new Mini-mod! It's the Sniper prod. You can knock out enemies from 4925 feet away! "YOU GOT KNOCKED THE F*CK OUT MAN"


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