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!8ball What’s going to happen next?

[ChanServ] Ghandaiah: Yes.

!8ball Yes? What do you mean, “yes?”

[ChanServ] Ghandaiah: Absolutely not.

!8ball Please elaborate.

[ChanServ] Ghandaiah: I think so. What was the question again?

!8ball STOP BEING SO CRYPTIC AND SPIT IT OUT!

[ChanServ] Ghandaiah: Reading foggy -- try again later.

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!8ball Are you an idiot?

[ChanServ] Ghandaiah: No.

!8ball Are you sure you’re not an idiot?

[ChanServ] Ghandaiah: Maybe so.

!8ball So then you ARE?

[ChanServ] Ghandaiah: Not on your life.

!8ball Well then WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?

[ChanServ] Ghandaiah: Oh, please, PLEASE, make it stop!

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Asshat.

Hey, LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN MY PANTS JUST NOW! Another picture!


Hey, LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN MY PANTS JUST NOW! Another interview! BEAM IT UP, SCOTTY! *VeeewewerwertdsooorwwSASHASHHSSHSHASAHAHSA!!$#!@$*

Ahaha... I love the special effects in this place.

:Begin Recording:

[Ghand] HELLO, man in black! How’s life treating you?

[Man In Black] You don’t have authority here.

[Ghand] OH. You wanna BET on that, mister?

[MIB] *Falls over and explodes.*

:End Recording:

Well that was abrupt.

NEXT!

:Begin Recording:

[Ghand] Who are you?

[Anna Nevarre] I am Agent Nev-

[Ghand] Not good enough.

:End Recording:

NEXT!

:Begin Recording:

[Ghand] Who are you?

[Gunther Hermann] I-

:End Recording:

NEXT!

:Begin Recording:

[Tracer Tong] Would you like to see some pretty pictures?

[Ghand] Only if they make me giggle uncontrollably.






[Ghand] That’s disturbing.

[Tracer Tong] Freak.

:End Recording:

NEXT!

:Begin Recording:

[Woman] It’s all ice cream and lollipops. That’s what the nice man on TV said.

[Ghand] ...

:End Recording:

NEXT!

:Begin Recording:

[Karkian] TWGJ@$HTL@~!

[Ghand] ASSHAT!

*Ghand is violently torn to shreds by the vicious creature.*

:End Recording:

RAR#@!

This installment is terrible! The whole thing is already ruined.



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