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!8ball What’s going to happen next?
[ChanServ] Ghandaiah: Yes.
!8ball Yes? What do you mean, “yes?”
[ChanServ] Ghandaiah: Absolutely not.
!8ball Please elaborate.
[ChanServ] Ghandaiah: I think so. What was the question again?
!8ball STOP BEING SO CRYPTIC AND SPIT IT OUT!
[ChanServ] Ghandaiah: Reading foggy -- try again later.
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!8ball Are you an idiot?
[ChanServ] Ghandaiah: No.
!8ball Are you sure you’re not an idiot?
[ChanServ] Ghandaiah: Maybe so.
!8ball So then you ARE?
[ChanServ] Ghandaiah: Not on your life.
!8ball Well then WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?
[ChanServ] Ghandaiah: Oh, please, PLEASE, make it stop!
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Asshat.
Hey, LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN MY PANTS JUST NOW! Another picture!
Hey, LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN MY PANTS JUST NOW! Another interview! BEAM IT UP, SCOTTY! *VeeewewerwertdsooorwwSASHASHHSSHSHASAHAHSA!!$#!@$*
Ahaha... I love the special effects in this place.
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[Ghand] HELLO, man in black! How’s life treating you?
[Man In Black] You don’t have authority here.
[Ghand] OH. You wanna BET on that, mister?
[MIB] *Falls over and explodes.*
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Well that was abrupt.
NEXT!
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[Ghand] Who are you?
[Anna Nevarre] I am Agent Nev-
[Ghand] Not good enough.
:End Recording:
NEXT!
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[Ghand] Who are you?
[Gunther Hermann] I-
:End Recording:
NEXT!
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[Tracer Tong] Would you like to see some pretty pictures?
[Ghand] Only if they make me giggle uncontrollably.
[Ghand] That’s disturbing.
[Tracer Tong] Freak.
:End Recording:
NEXT!
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[Woman] It’s all ice cream and lollipops. That’s what the nice man on TV said.
[Ghand] ...
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NEXT!
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[Karkian] TWGJ@$HTL@~!
[Ghand] ASSHAT!
*Ghand is violently torn to shreds by the vicious creature.*
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RAR#@!
This installment is terrible! The whole thing is already ruined.
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