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Late Night With Scarab & Silver!

ScarabKing(16:32 PM) :
True, true. Listen children! Heed the mighty words of the Smikey-O! *laughter lights go on, audience laughs*

ScarabKing(16:33 PM) :
Tell me, Smike-Man, what are some of your interests? Books, movies, music, that sort of thing.

Smike(16:36 PM) :
Well, I like cooking, metal working, Star Trek, gaming, sound engineering, weapons, martial arts, programming, all things computers, and most of all MODDING (of course).

ScarabKing(16:38 PM) :
Wow, thats quite a wide range of things. If you went to a desert Island that had electricity (don't ask how...) what would you bring?

Smike(16:38 PM) :
Ah hell. I don't know. Only ONE thing? Does it have to be electrical?

ScarabKing(16:39 PM) :
Ummmmm..... three things..... like wishes..... from a genie....... yeah.

Smike(16:42 PM) :
Yeah OK. I would have to bring a 16th century French military sword made of a hardened steel alloy and laser sharpened. I would bring a large frying pan. Hmmmm... and I would bring a... ummmm...scuba gear.

ScarabKing(16:43 PM) :
Scuba gear, of course, you must throw the heavy oxygen tank at the animals when they're insolent...

Smike(16:44 PM) :
Well, I would bring snorkel gear, but most scuba sets can be easily transformed into snorkel gear when the air runs out anyway (this is an island).

ScarabKing(16:45 PM) :
Oh.......... you make me sad........ snorkels are bad......

Smike(16:45 PM) :
Why?

ScarabKing(16:46 PM) :
They're too....... ummmmm........ snorkelly........ is that a word......

Smike(16:46 PM) :
I don't think so.

Smike(16:46 PM) :
Yes. They are too snorkelly though, I agree.

ScarabKing(16:47 PM) :
Yeah, you'd better *points to large bouncer*

Smike(16:47 PM) :
Ayyahh!!

Smike(16:47 PM) :
*Smike flys across the room and subdues the bouncer with his mighty fists of fury*

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