Military Bots: Avoid or Fight?
Total votes: 1454
Answer	Votes	Percentage
No way I'm going to take that much hurt: avoid	417	28.7%
I'm not afraid of no ten-ton monster: SUCK IT DOWN	728	50.1%
Dunno, saw the first one and passed out in fright	51	3.5%
HOW DO YOU GET ON THE POLICE BOAT?	258	17.7%

Commentary

Gwog: I was the sneaky guy on my first playthrough, so yeah they made me scream like a little girl. But the second time around, they were just one more target for my GEP-o-love. Suck it bot boy!

Ghandaiah: I looked at this poll, and saw that 258 people didn't know how to get on the police boat. I thought, OK, that's a little weird, but it wasn't really the surprising part. THe surprising part is that 728 of you have NO FEELINGS WHATSOEVER for these poor, beaten bots. Look at them! Their hunger for mass destruction is obviously a cry for help. We should appeal to their sensitive side, and let them open up in supportive sit-downs. We can share our feelings around plates of cheese. After all, all you ladies out there, I'm the most sensitive NSF troop out there. And, after all, robots are people too... Wait, damn, no they're not. Say... do robots even have feelings?! *GASP* - AND DO THEY DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP?! NOOOOOOOOO!! *collective mass of rioters randomly gathers and starts rampaging down the street with torches and pitchforks*

O(V)eG@: BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
budda-budda-budda-budda
AHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh!

"Die Robot-clown! YEAH! Eat GEP rocket!" pfeeeew, BANG!

"Oh, you're not dead... um... BYE!"

"Damn those huge ass robots and their ground-shaking-ness, wish I could just put a scrambler grenade between them and make them kill each other... Wait! I can! SUCK IT DOWN ROBOT DUDE!"

Yeah, I'll be honest, those Robots scared the crap out of me the first time I saw them, although that was in Hong Kong and the damn thing wasn't even active, so I felt kinda silly... Then I got blasted by one in Paris and I felt really silly. I think that was about the time I said "Stuff this for a game of soldiers" and hid in the canals for a while until it had left. Yeah, can't shoot what you can't see. Ya pile o' scrap metal. Oh shit he's turning around!